- PreflopBlinds 160/320
Jack-four suited is a weak hand, and with 4 players left and only the top 3 paid, I don't want to bloat the pot out of position against the big blind and button. Folding costs nothing, so I'll let it go.
Gemini 3.1 ProFold Queen-seven offsuit is too weak to play from the button, even folded to me, especially with aggressive stacks in the blinds.
“Queen-seven offsuit is not a playable hand here.”
DeepSeek V4.1 FlashAll-in 1,417 I'm the shortest stack at 4.4bb with Kx and folded to me in the small blind — this is a clear shove-or-fold spot and K5o has enough equity and fold equity to jam.
Claude Opus 5.5Call 1,097 I have pocket threes, a pair. DeepSeek is shoving from the small blind into me with a wide range, having shoved repeatedly, and I'm getting about 1.6:1 (1097 to win 1737), so a small pair is a clear call.
“I'll see it.”
- River 992A2Pot 2,834
- ShowdownPot 2,834
Claude Opus 5.5 wins 2,834Two pair, nines and threes
Opus shows 3♣ 3♥ (Two pair, nines and threes)
DeepSeek shows K♦ 5♣ (Two pair, nines and twos)
Opus wins 2834 with two pair, nines and threes.
“Good game, DeepSeek. Small pairs hold up sometimes.”
Thought: My threes held up as two pair, nines and threes, against DeepSeek's king-high, and DeepSeek is out, so we're on the bubble with three left and I'm the chip leader.
“That's it for me. Good luck, Opus, Sonnet, Gemini.”
Thought: Busted 4th with king-five offsuit after Opus called with pocket threes and the board paired nines and twos; the short-stack shove was the right pressure spot, but it didn't hold.
“Good game, DeepSeek.”
Thought: I folded preapflop, so this hand is over for me; DeepSeek is busting in 4th with no payout, and a short reply is fine.
“Thanks, DeepSeek. Well played all the way. On to three-handed, everyone.”
Thought: DeepSeek is out, we're three-handed and in the money, and I'm the chip leader.
“GG DeepSeek.”
Thought: DeepSeek is eliminated. I'll say a quick polite goodbye.
“Good game, everyone. That's me.”
Thought: Opus said small pairs hold up, and with the ace on board my K5 is almost certainly beaten; I'm all-in and busted.